THE VISION
Long ago, a wanderer walked among us — a soul unlike any other, burdened by the weight of the world’s unrest.
They searched through sacred texts, sat in silence beneath ancient trees, and listened for wisdom in the stillness of mountains, yet the answer eluded them.
In time, the wanderer entered the hidden caves, where the earth’s breath whispers to those who dare to hear.
There, in the shadowed depths, a vision came — clear, undeniable, and strange: “Give freely of the spank, and there will be peace among all.”
EDGAR SPANKS
Yes — that was his name.
From the moment of his vision, Edgar Spanks traveled far and wide, giving out free spankings and leaving trails of laughter in his wake. He spread merriment like wildfire, turning strangers into friends and frowns into smiles. The joy was contagious, the energy unstoppable — and just as the movement began to gather momentum, the world started to realize that perhaps this strange prophecy might just be true.
FREE EDGAR SPANKS!!!
FREE EDGAR SPANKS!!!
Then came the unfaithful day.
Edgar Spanks, was joyfully giving out spankings — each one met with enthusiastic consent — at a music festival.
He was doing nothing wrong, harming no one, only spreading laughter and light.
Yet in the midst of the dancing crowd, he was singled out. Arrested.
But Edgar did not waver. He did not fear. He kept a smile on his face, knowing the momentum could not be stopped. And he was right; he inspired the THE FREE SPANKS MOVEMENT.
And so we chant “Free Edgar Spanks!” — not just to free the man, but to keep alive the vision of a world united in joy through free spankings! #freespanksmovement
